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Episode 1 of Donny's Rants Podcast Show, or DRPS

   Click Episode 1 of Donny's Rants Podcast Show. This is all of the rants that are on here so far.

SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS AND AN UNINTENTIONAL RANT!!!!

IF YOU JUST CAME FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENTS, THEY'RE IN THE LAST FULL PARAGRAPH RIGHT BEFORE I SIGN OFF, THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CAME TO A RANT PAGE AND NOT READ THE RANT... SILLY PERSON ON THE INTERWEBS.

   Hello to all of you who may or may not be a fan of mine. If not, why are you here? If so, welcome! You're new... i only have like 3 fans and lost one of them when we broke up. That was Hannah in case you're wondering. I have old posts that talk about her.... I'd delete them, but why? I can't delete a part of my life and it's not like I completely wasted my time. I met my awesome little sister Katie, that's what i call her though we have no relation. And I met Emma who I've known for a long time now as well, she just so happens to be the love of my life. So much so, that she is not my girlfriend, but my fiance! So yeah, awesome things come out of bad situations. And I can't lie, it's not like I was miserable with Hannah, but you can't call what we had love. But it's okay now, we both are happy with our girlfriends. Well, mine is fiance and hers is girlfriend. And yes, I said girlfriend, who lives in Texas. Believe it or not Hannah and I still talk on occasion but things are obviously not the same. Kind of a shame when someone you use to consider close and a good friend, is now barely an acquaintance. But all is good as I said, we are both happy, and Emma is a lot happier now than she use to be, which I know sounds big headed of me, assuming that she is happier being with me. Well I'm not. She just is a happier person. Nothing to do with me. Though I can make her happy from what she has told me.

   Anyways, I'm getting a bit off my original point here. I actually expected this to just be a quick post and not a legit rant, but you know, things happen. So yeah, I kind of have been extremely busy with, a lot of things lately. Between, work, work, work, work, and Emma. Okay to be fair I can break it down. One is I do construction work with Emma's dad in his business. Two is kinda work, but I haven't done much of it lately is like selling drawings and doing logo designs and stuff. Like I said, haven't done much of it lately. The third work, is basically online work for like banks and mortgage companies. So what I'm saying it this: when someone buys a house or needs it fixed, I work with Emma's dad, when someone dies or loses their house or moves out, and it becomes the banks house, I process the data of those houses as well as send photos of the house and condition of the house to the banks. Now the last bit of work I've been doing, may or may not be considered work. At times it feels like it, others it feels more like a hobby. See i am in the process of making a movie, we are in pre-production at he moment, and I can't wait until actual production, that's the fun part, but its still some heavy work. I'm excited to be bringing a movie to theaters and hopefully there's people besides my grandma that will find it's worth their time to watch. I'm not going to give a Link or anything to it yet, because I'm working on a Facebook page and a website for it, right now we just have a group. So that means you have to come back here later and get it in another post. Or got to my Facebook. I don't think anyone reads this outside of the people that know me anyway... but just in case.

   So lastly on that list, that my time is spent on, is Emma, whom I discussed at the beginning. I spend most of my time with her than anything else really, at least i like to. She doesn't seem to mind most of the time, but seriously, I enjoy just sitting next to her watching a movie if nothing else, it's her company I enjoy. I've heard a 'quote' all over the Internet that I highly agree with, now granted it's the Internet, so any source i give you, is just as good as saying I'm the source. But the saying is something along the lines of "The worst thing in life is not being all alone, the worst thing in life, is being around others who make you feel all alone." My reason for bringing up this quote is that with Emma, she is all I need to feel like the world is whole. I would take a room with just her over a crowd of people any day. No matter who they are really. She makes me feel the opposite of alone, even if I'm just talking to her. I truly do love her and am very thankful to have her as apart of my life. So yes, I work, work, work, and work, but it ultimately is just to use the time I have with Emma. If you have someone you love and care about, treasure them, everyday. Please. You both deserve it.

   Lastly, that was also not the point of this post at all, I really just wanted to make some announcements. ! of them really, was about the movie soon to be announced, and the other, is I will soon be doing podcasts of Donny's Rants. I'll still be posting like this, but for those of you who don't want to read or don't have the time to, will be able to start listening to me ramble, be it live, streaming or a free download of the mp3 provided for you. I actually have been thinking about making a website specifically for Donny's rants, where I can hold tings like live events and podcasts and other news and stuffs. So let me know your thoughts on that and what I should talk about in my next rant/podcast!

   So I guess that's it, I can't think of a good sign-off for today so I'll be normal for once, if there is such a thing. This has been an unintentional rant on a page intentionally for rants by Donny Stephenson.

Howdy there public and non public. I don't have anything specific to rant about right now, but I have not posted in quite some time and i think it's only fair to you that I do. 

I really seriously don't know what to talk about, kik. Tell me what I should rant about. Give me problems that I can fix out through ranting, give me something!

Wow, my mind is really blank. Either that ir I just lost my ranting ability, lets hope not.

Okay, well I'm sorry, but goodnight... ir good morning depending on where you are at, kik.

Peace,
Donald Edward Stephenson III Cole Welsh Tether.

Kik - The Extended Definition.

Alright I am just going to get straight to the point on this one. Far too many times I have been asked what “kik” means, and it is not like I would expect you to know what it means, I just get tired of explaining it time and time again. So this here will, hopefully, be the last time I have to explain it. Instead of repeating myself and eventually just start giving people half answers, I will just send them this link. Perhaps that is why you are here, I said kik, you asked somewhere along the lines of “what does that mean” and I just replied with a link. Also if you do not want to hear or do not care about the back story and just want to know what it means, go to the third paragraph.

Basically back in 2010 I believe, I was talking with one of my friends on Facebook (shows how old this is (this statement is for future generations when I became famous for other things as well and this is added to my biography)), and I went to type “lol” on my keyboard, however I was not paying attention and I typed “kik” instead, and if you look at a standard “qwerty” keyboard you will see that the “k” is right next to the “l” and the “I” is right next to the “o”. Typing “I” instead of “o” is a common mistake, however I apparently jumped over a whole column of keys. Also if you do not know what “lol” means because you are in or from the future and “kik” is the common response, just look it up.

Now when I typed kik and sent it to my friend I noticed what I had done, and quite honestly, I liked it because it was different. I like to be different. So I decided from that point on, I would no longer say lol, I would say kik. However again, people would ask me, what it meant, what it stood for, so I had to come up with something. I thought and thought, and finally came up with something. It stood for “knowing it kills”, kills in the meaning of “that’s so funny! I’m dying laughing! You’re killing me!” After a while it got played with a bit and developed a few different meanings, like “killing insane kids” and “knowing I’m kidding” at one point, it was added that the “kills” in “knowing it kills” could stand for “knowing I’m laughing loudly, sorry” or “seriously” instead of sorry.

It will always stay “knowing it kills” though, because that is the original term for it, not to say that the other terms couldn’t be applied. I say kik instead of lol though, mainly for one reason than any else, the fact that I’ve been doing it for so long now, saying lol feels wrong and unnatural, and, not me. So that basically is really it, if you are still confused, tell me what about and I might explain better. I shall leave you with more so a question, than a quote this time, it is this:

If Pinocchio said "My nose will grow right now" what would happen?

Do We Really See The World As It Is?

So a friend and myself happened to be discussing a new movie that will soon be released, (to keep this from dating itself I’m not giving names of movies, people, etc.) in effect, we ended up discussing one of the actresses, determining what kind of movie it would be based on her… craziness. This led to my friend showing me a short clip on the internet of this actress doing something in a show, a show one would not expect this actress to be in due to it not fitting her typecast character. Needless to say however, she still managed to make her character as crazy as usual. The point in all this, is something in that clip that I saw, started an event of paradox based ideas in my ever churning mind.
Here is an idea of what I saw:

An obviously imagined creature, that in reality, is just a figment of ones imagination. However this “figment of imagination” was “brought to life” with the art of puppetry and/or costume mechanics. The interesting portion of this, is when one of the imaginary creatures, created a beam from its mind, forming a living imaginary friend, something to be of its own imagination. This of course is where our actress comes in, being the imagined life form.

Now here is what my cranium began to formulate:

In technicality, this actress, is the only real living life form in this scene, yet she interacts with the creatures around here, thus giving myself the assumption, that these creatures must be a figment of her imagination. The tricky part in this sequence that would cause a possible paradox, is the fact that, these creatures are now considered figments of her imagination, when in fact, you see the creature, imagine and un-imagine her, with the affiliation that she is a figment of imagination of the creatures.

So what is being said here is this:

The creature, a figment of imagination. created her, a figment of imagination, but again, the creature is just a figment of her imagination even though she was imagined by the creature. In aspect we are saying that she imagined herself being imagined by something that she in fact imagined but it imagined her in the first place but it is only there because she imagined it, and yet she is only there because it imagined her.

What it all comes down to is this:

Who is the crazy person in this whole scenario? Is it she, being the original imaginer of it all? Perhaps maybe the creature imagined it first? There is even the possibility, the crazy person, is the audience, or myself, imagining that this is going on when in reality, it is all a figment of theirs or my imagination. Wait, could it be you, the reader? Is it possible that none of this has even been written but you’re imagining it has? Are YOU crazy? Or, in reality, are we all just the imagination of a greater being, believing that we exist, when we really are just living figments of imagination or something greater than us.

In the end, what honestly matters, is what you believe, and how you see the world in front of you. Do you really even see the world as it is? IS there one true way the world is, or is it all determined by our own perspective? I can only say this, the more creative ways you come up with looking at everyday life, not only will life be more interesting, but you will find yourself asking a lot of questions, aspiring to have them answered, thus becoming more knowledgeable then you were when you led a simple, boring life. My quote to leave you with is this:

“If you are going to fall, fall with style.” – Buzz Lightyear Disney Pixar's: Toy Story. (A Timeless Classic)

Ooooh!

Oh goodie, I can post in Donny's rants!
I'm his little sister, who really has nothing to say, so yeah. . .
HELP ME, I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY HUMANS
~Katie