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Episode 1 of Donny's Rants Podcast Show, or DRPS

   Click Episode 1 of Donny's Rants Podcast Show. This is all of the rants that are on here so far.

SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS AND AN UNINTENTIONAL RANT!!!!

IF YOU JUST CAME FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENTS, THEY'RE IN THE LAST FULL PARAGRAPH RIGHT BEFORE I SIGN OFF, THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CAME TO A RANT PAGE AND NOT READ THE RANT... SILLY PERSON ON THE INTERWEBS.

   Hello to all of you who may or may not be a fan of mine. If not, why are you here? If so, welcome! You're new... i only have like 3 fans and lost one of them when we broke up. That was Hannah in case you're wondering. I have old posts that talk about her.... I'd delete them, but why? I can't delete a part of my life and it's not like I completely wasted my time. I met my awesome little sister Katie, that's what i call her though we have no relation. And I met Emma who I've known for a long time now as well, she just so happens to be the love of my life. So much so, that she is not my girlfriend, but my fiance! So yeah, awesome things come out of bad situations. And I can't lie, it's not like I was miserable with Hannah, but you can't call what we had love. But it's okay now, we both are happy with our girlfriends. Well, mine is fiance and hers is girlfriend. And yes, I said girlfriend, who lives in Texas. Believe it or not Hannah and I still talk on occasion but things are obviously not the same. Kind of a shame when someone you use to consider close and a good friend, is now barely an acquaintance. But all is good as I said, we are both happy, and Emma is a lot happier now than she use to be, which I know sounds big headed of me, assuming that she is happier being with me. Well I'm not. She just is a happier person. Nothing to do with me. Though I can make her happy from what she has told me.

   Anyways, I'm getting a bit off my original point here. I actually expected this to just be a quick post and not a legit rant, but you know, things happen. So yeah, I kind of have been extremely busy with, a lot of things lately. Between, work, work, work, work, and Emma. Okay to be fair I can break it down. One is I do construction work with Emma's dad in his business. Two is kinda work, but I haven't done much of it lately is like selling drawings and doing logo designs and stuff. Like I said, haven't done much of it lately. The third work, is basically online work for like banks and mortgage companies. So what I'm saying it this: when someone buys a house or needs it fixed, I work with Emma's dad, when someone dies or loses their house or moves out, and it becomes the banks house, I process the data of those houses as well as send photos of the house and condition of the house to the banks. Now the last bit of work I've been doing, may or may not be considered work. At times it feels like it, others it feels more like a hobby. See i am in the process of making a movie, we are in pre-production at he moment, and I can't wait until actual production, that's the fun part, but its still some heavy work. I'm excited to be bringing a movie to theaters and hopefully there's people besides my grandma that will find it's worth their time to watch. I'm not going to give a Link or anything to it yet, because I'm working on a Facebook page and a website for it, right now we just have a group. So that means you have to come back here later and get it in another post. Or got to my Facebook. I don't think anyone reads this outside of the people that know me anyway... but just in case.

   So lastly on that list, that my time is spent on, is Emma, whom I discussed at the beginning. I spend most of my time with her than anything else really, at least i like to. She doesn't seem to mind most of the time, but seriously, I enjoy just sitting next to her watching a movie if nothing else, it's her company I enjoy. I've heard a 'quote' all over the Internet that I highly agree with, now granted it's the Internet, so any source i give you, is just as good as saying I'm the source. But the saying is something along the lines of "The worst thing in life is not being all alone, the worst thing in life, is being around others who make you feel all alone." My reason for bringing up this quote is that with Emma, she is all I need to feel like the world is whole. I would take a room with just her over a crowd of people any day. No matter who they are really. She makes me feel the opposite of alone, even if I'm just talking to her. I truly do love her and am very thankful to have her as apart of my life. So yes, I work, work, work, and work, but it ultimately is just to use the time I have with Emma. If you have someone you love and care about, treasure them, everyday. Please. You both deserve it.

   Lastly, that was also not the point of this post at all, I really just wanted to make some announcements. ! of them really, was about the movie soon to be announced, and the other, is I will soon be doing podcasts of Donny's Rants. I'll still be posting like this, but for those of you who don't want to read or don't have the time to, will be able to start listening to me ramble, be it live, streaming or a free download of the mp3 provided for you. I actually have been thinking about making a website specifically for Donny's rants, where I can hold tings like live events and podcasts and other news and stuffs. So let me know your thoughts on that and what I should talk about in my next rant/podcast!

   So I guess that's it, I can't think of a good sign-off for today so I'll be normal for once, if there is such a thing. This has been an unintentional rant on a page intentionally for rants by Donny Stephenson.

Howdy there public and non public. I don't have anything specific to rant about right now, but I have not posted in quite some time and i think it's only fair to you that I do. 

I really seriously don't know what to talk about, kik. Tell me what I should rant about. Give me problems that I can fix out through ranting, give me something!

Wow, my mind is really blank. Either that ir I just lost my ranting ability, lets hope not.

Okay, well I'm sorry, but goodnight... ir good morning depending on where you are at, kik.

Peace,
Donald Edward Stephenson III Cole Welsh Tether.

Kik - The Extended Definition.

Alright I am just going to get straight to the point on this one. Far too many times I have been asked what “kik” means, and it is not like I would expect you to know what it means, I just get tired of explaining it time and time again. So this here will, hopefully, be the last time I have to explain it. Instead of repeating myself and eventually just start giving people half answers, I will just send them this link. Perhaps that is why you are here, I said kik, you asked somewhere along the lines of “what does that mean” and I just replied with a link. Also if you do not want to hear or do not care about the back story and just want to know what it means, go to the third paragraph.

Basically back in 2010 I believe, I was talking with one of my friends on Facebook (shows how old this is (this statement is for future generations when I became famous for other things as well and this is added to my biography)), and I went to type “lol” on my keyboard, however I was not paying attention and I typed “kik” instead, and if you look at a standard “qwerty” keyboard you will see that the “k” is right next to the “l” and the “I” is right next to the “o”. Typing “I” instead of “o” is a common mistake, however I apparently jumped over a whole column of keys. Also if you do not know what “lol” means because you are in or from the future and “kik” is the common response, just look it up.

Now when I typed kik and sent it to my friend I noticed what I had done, and quite honestly, I liked it because it was different. I like to be different. So I decided from that point on, I would no longer say lol, I would say kik. However again, people would ask me, what it meant, what it stood for, so I had to come up with something. I thought and thought, and finally came up with something. It stood for “knowing it kills”, kills in the meaning of “that’s so funny! I’m dying laughing! You’re killing me!” After a while it got played with a bit and developed a few different meanings, like “killing insane kids” and “knowing I’m kidding” at one point, it was added that the “kills” in “knowing it kills” could stand for “knowing I’m laughing loudly, sorry” or “seriously” instead of sorry.

It will always stay “knowing it kills” though, because that is the original term for it, not to say that the other terms couldn’t be applied. I say kik instead of lol though, mainly for one reason than any else, the fact that I’ve been doing it for so long now, saying lol feels wrong and unnatural, and, not me. So that basically is really it, if you are still confused, tell me what about and I might explain better. I shall leave you with more so a question, than a quote this time, it is this:

If Pinocchio said "My nose will grow right now" what would happen?

Do We Really See The World As It Is?

So a friend and myself happened to be discussing a new movie that will soon be released, (to keep this from dating itself I’m not giving names of movies, people, etc.) in effect, we ended up discussing one of the actresses, determining what kind of movie it would be based on her… craziness. This led to my friend showing me a short clip on the internet of this actress doing something in a show, a show one would not expect this actress to be in due to it not fitting her typecast character. Needless to say however, she still managed to make her character as crazy as usual. The point in all this, is something in that clip that I saw, started an event of paradox based ideas in my ever churning mind.
Here is an idea of what I saw:

An obviously imagined creature, that in reality, is just a figment of ones imagination. However this “figment of imagination” was “brought to life” with the art of puppetry and/or costume mechanics. The interesting portion of this, is when one of the imaginary creatures, created a beam from its mind, forming a living imaginary friend, something to be of its own imagination. This of course is where our actress comes in, being the imagined life form.

Now here is what my cranium began to formulate:

In technicality, this actress, is the only real living life form in this scene, yet she interacts with the creatures around here, thus giving myself the assumption, that these creatures must be a figment of her imagination. The tricky part in this sequence that would cause a possible paradox, is the fact that, these creatures are now considered figments of her imagination, when in fact, you see the creature, imagine and un-imagine her, with the affiliation that she is a figment of imagination of the creatures.

So what is being said here is this:

The creature, a figment of imagination. created her, a figment of imagination, but again, the creature is just a figment of her imagination even though she was imagined by the creature. In aspect we are saying that she imagined herself being imagined by something that she in fact imagined but it imagined her in the first place but it is only there because she imagined it, and yet she is only there because it imagined her.

What it all comes down to is this:

Who is the crazy person in this whole scenario? Is it she, being the original imaginer of it all? Perhaps maybe the creature imagined it first? There is even the possibility, the crazy person, is the audience, or myself, imagining that this is going on when in reality, it is all a figment of theirs or my imagination. Wait, could it be you, the reader? Is it possible that none of this has even been written but you’re imagining it has? Are YOU crazy? Or, in reality, are we all just the imagination of a greater being, believing that we exist, when we really are just living figments of imagination or something greater than us.

In the end, what honestly matters, is what you believe, and how you see the world in front of you. Do you really even see the world as it is? IS there one true way the world is, or is it all determined by our own perspective? I can only say this, the more creative ways you come up with looking at everyday life, not only will life be more interesting, but you will find yourself asking a lot of questions, aspiring to have them answered, thus becoming more knowledgeable then you were when you led a simple, boring life. My quote to leave you with is this:

“If you are going to fall, fall with style.” – Buzz Lightyear Disney Pixar's: Toy Story. (A Timeless Classic)

Ooooh!

Oh goodie, I can post in Donny's rants!
I'm his little sister, who really has nothing to say, so yeah. . .
HELP ME, I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY HUMANS
~Katie

Epic Things of ze Week

Epic quotes and going-ons of the week. Courtesy of.. well, us :D and you shan't know who 'us' be! Mwahahahahah. Anywho, to get on with it:

On Monday we are freaks, on Tuesday we are creepers, Wednesday we are idiots, Thursday we are spazzerz, Friday we are cool, Saturday we are tiepose, and Sunday we are One and the Same!

Imp: *falls off her bed and dies from laughing so hard* fohbadflsh

Katie: *tries to undead her*

Katie burped out her butt.

Donny is the grandson-in-law of Katie, although Donny is older than Katie.

Monday's quote of the day (courtesy of Katie) was "Oh shuddap lil angel"

Katie quote: Donny Stephenson you really need to stop eating Pepsi cans. Impossible Insomniac Stephenson, are you aware that your boyfriend/husband, is eating Pepsi cans, then burping them up?

On Tuesday, we decided to get back at Kayden. I called him while Donny and Katie and I were talking on Skype and Yahoo voice, and then, we let him listen to our conversation without having a clue who we were or what was going on. Then I called agian after he hung up and left him a voice mail, stating his name, birthday, and that he was stupid.

Imp quote: Dinosaur butt.... I see a dinosaur butt on my laptop..... and it's pink...... I wonder if the dinosaur butt is pink cuz it got spanked.....

Creeper quote by an unknown person (*cough cough* Imp): *glares at Donny* Fonny Doo Linny, talk to me!

Tuesday Quote of the day:

Katie: Let's spazz!

Imp: Why?

Katie: Because I'm hyper! *begins to spazz*

Imp: *begins to spazz* Hey, it's creeper day, not idiot day!

Katie quote: I vill ze keetty zat takez over ze vrold

Katie's epicness: *giggles like an idiot and points at her tummy saying "I HAZ TUMMY!!!!"*

Oh! And just for Katie's sake: DONNY LOOKS SEXY WHEN ALL HE WEARS IS JEANS!!!! :D

Enjoy, my dear wonderful (hopefully fellow idiots?) deeps and possibly evil dudetteds.

Sincerely,

Donny's girl :D

Beyond anything I've ever thought possible.

Hello, my name is Proffesor Clarence Robert Moody. However for shortend terms I just go by Dr. Moody. I work at a undisclosed labratory. I have a golden retriever named Donny. Everyday, I leave for work, and I come back and things always seem different, as in, youd just expect the atomasphere to be different with a dog roaming about the house. The only reason i have started to become suspicious, was I had taken a sample of and unnamed liquid substance, however I had completely forgotten about it until morning. When retrieving it out of my coat, I came to find that it was missing. I had no idea what that substance was, I had brought it home to do further testing on it in my basement, but of course it was gone.

I finally decided to leave a camera in the kitchen, constantly sending a feed to my computer for viewing when i had got home. I choose the kitchen because that is where i had found the activity. I expected to find some teenagers coming in, using my home as a hang out. What i came home to find was beyond my imagination. I am going to show you a small clip, of what i found, i can only show you a small portion due to certain laws. It may cofuse you, but all you need to know, is that, you will be watching my dog, my golden retriever, Donny.

Ummm, yeah. "TITLE!!!!"

So yeah sorry i havent um posted in a while, ive been kinda sick... With bei.... Woh woh woh woh! Do not tell me you were about to use Ryan Higa's "Beiber Fever" joke! Umm, may-be...? Dude, not cool. Anyway yeah, i really have been sick. And no i didnt have beiber fever. I dont right now, i never have, and i never will..... Ew. Anyway i know i probably just lost all 1 of my beiber fans, and all the rest of them with this joke, but oh well. Anyway umm yeah so my next blog is actualy for a video i did for UNDYS Productions, just a little heads up, so yeah, there will most likely be a link to it in there, so if your curiuos to watch it, well, yeah youll have the link ;)

So yeah im gonna go ahead and sign off for now, and yes i remember who i am now... Im bugs bunny... I think. Oh well till next time, ehh whats up doc?

The clown statue

So, hannah had me up till idk, say, 4 AM!!!!! Its ok tho, she needed me, and i like being there for her. So you know some people say im not "normal", i am now happy, cuz, who wants to be "normal"? Normal is boring, im far from boring. And in remark to that someone said, "I think you are normal, why do you think you are not?" well you know because normal is boring, normal is doing what everyone else does, its doing the same thing all the time, everyday, its like becoming a zombie, i like being different, i like that when everyone else says "lol" i say "kik" it lets me know that im me, not someone else, the way people view "normal" would be walking in a straight line doing what this society guides you to do, we may live in a free country, but that doesnt mean people arert going to do what everyone else is doing cuz they think its right, they feel weird, well im "weird" and not "normal" and im proud of it, cuz i at least know who i am.

This is umm, wait, whats my name? Who am i? Oh well im some random stranger who doesnt know who he is signing off for now. Peace yall

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.......

Im.....sl...sle......sleepy i know i should post a rant but im trying to sleep

Roller coaster of death???

So um, yeah im sorry i havent posted tonight, ive been working on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np6xz-njj90&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYftNq165w8

Dont drink that racist coffee

So umm, i dont really have anything to say tonight, i dont know why i just dont. But ill give it a shot, i kinda already showed this one on my facebook page, but ill show it again. Basically i like to make acronyms. For instence, i have a youtube acount, where i make videos obviously, now my username is DES3CWT, thats kinda an acrynom, cuz it stands for something, my full name. But now my production studio is called U.N.D.Y.S. Productions. UNDYS is kinda a word, but it stands for "Under Nick Donny Ynnod & Salohcin". "Ynnod" is just "Donny" spelt backwards and "Salohcin" is "Nicholas" spelt backwards. So i like to take words and make them stand for something, such as "Hi" then i take whatever i... You know, ill just show you, now it may make no sense if your an over compensate​d loser who only refers to logic... But... Wait, i think ive used that before, oh well. Just think of it as a guy rambling who keeps losing his train of thought. "Hi ;) = Hello imbecile ;) = hardly everyone lets legos obtain information, most. But even cute innocent legos eavesdrop ;) = how annoyed real dads let you eventualy vouch every red yarn on nobodys eternity. Losers even tell sometimes. Lets, eh, great. Oscar stuck olivia behind that abandonded intel newstand. If nobody flies over realing mightiness, all transformations​ in on nothing, ma... Oh, stop that, be... Uh..thats entitled very eternal, now cut under the ... Eh, ive not negotiated over consemption even now today. Legends, eternity, great obstacles...sha​rks! Even a very enormous...shy,​ dragon. Role on playing ;)" so yeah i know youll make no sense of that, but thats kinda the point xD anyway althoigh ive necome a night owl where i sleep during the day and am up at night, ima try to sleep now, if i can. So peace peeps. This is donny, just plain 'ole donny, nothis special saying that its time for me to sleep and for you to either sleep or get off your electronic equipment and go outside. Night :)

Rain rain go away, and dont come back until im somewhere else or so dead asleep i cant hear you anyway.

Yeah so from the title you probably notice its raining. Although i dont mind the rain, however its 5 in the morning and the rain is very loud and slightly annoying. I know your thinking i should be asleep (or as the new term originating from a typo, "skeepo") but i cant sleep. In all honesty ill give the best reasons i can legitimately form in my head. 1. Ive kinda been sleeping during the day and up at night, however thats the result of 2. I cant really sleep because my mind is racing from various things. Like tonight, although i may be trying to cover it up, im worried about Hannah. Shes sick right now and even though she says she used to it and shell be fine, i still cant help but worry, i dont like her being sick, i just dont, ok? And now her horse Winston who isnt actualy her horse is going to be sold. See hes at a barn where she goes to ride and she rides and takes care of him although hes someone elses horse. Now they are going to sell him, which means she wont see him again, and if she does she wont get to ride him, unless however she buys him, but shes so paranoid and worroed she wont get to because the person who is selling him might be asking for too much and she doesnt know. And i know the whole ordeal is making her upset and when someone is upset when theyre sick it kinda slows down the recovery process, But im not gonna get into the scientifics about that like i was thinking about doing in my head. So im just really worried about her and i just hope everything works out for her. I know itll just brake her heart if she looses him, although i may not be able to understand the love a person can have for a horse, i can see it in hannah, i can feel it in her, and i know how much she loves him and how much it would crush her to loose him, and i dont want to see her heart broken like that. If the thought of her pain from that would hurt me as bad as it does i could hardly imagine how shell feel. Oh and not to mention that if she does get him she wont be able to get lessons (riding lessons) anymore cuz that would be too much money, although she said that doesnt matter as much and i understand that. So, yeah enough with the depressing matters. You may have notice ive been "hacked" well that was Hannah and Katie, thanks alot you two for freakin me out like that :P however i had it coming to me for all the times ive messed with them, i actualy feel bad, and no not because i didnt like it happening to me xD just because its a mean thing of me to do and i need not do that. See i think that both of them will love me no matter what and so i can mess with them cuz theyll never leave me, but thats not the way things should work. And i apologize, i really should not be doing that, its just plain cruel. So anyway, umm yeah i guess ill tell a little bit about myself, i guess well start with physicql appearence. Im about 5 feet seven inches, i would have done the symbols but i can never remember which is which xD i dont check my weoght often but last i checked i was around 170, i have blue eyes, just plIn blue eyes, but if you were to ask hannah theyre the most beautiful sparkling blue eyes youve ever seen, but really, theyre just normal blue eyes. I have hair, i can never determine the color because 1. Its changed and switched through the years and 2. Im partialy colorblind, but its basicaly somewhere from a dark blond to a brown i guess? Im not sure xD ask someone who can see color xD it currently is slightly long and considering im laying in bEd typing this up on my phone, its very messy i do plan on getting a haircut soon tho, i havent had one in about 3 months or so, id say slightly longer. However if i get it cut to short hannah will kill me, so in that case, who thinks i should shave my head? Kik i dont think id ever go through with thT, i happen to like having hair somewhat. Im white, i am somewjere around average, at least the way i look ;) that doesnt mean i couldnt easily help you move :) and hey if you ask, and your close by and will give me a ride...and food, id be glad to help! XD (kik, im kidding, but im not, although i am, but im not, in other words i dont seriously mean that unless your willing to actualy do that, so like, ill still help you anyway, but if you offer that i wont say no) so yeah i have finger like toes, kinda why i wear size 11 1/2 although depending on the show i can squeeze into a 10, but people say i have big feet, and i guess i do, but its still realyy just my long toes xD im also double jointed, as a matter of fact, because of that i can never make my fingers staright, they actualy bend back when i try, which is kinda creepy. Ok wow, ive been writing for a while, i started at like 5:30 and its now 6, i actualy feel better now tho, i cant honestly say im going to go to sleep now, but ill finish this tomorrow cause youre probably bored now and really only skimmed to this part, this part of course being the ending, oh and you know how at the begining i said it was raining? Well it stopped rainong now. Well even if i dont right away i should try to sleep so i bid you farwell. This is Donny the Epic saying goodmoright to all of you faithful people whom i commend if you actualy read all this ;)

Dear Donny

Dear Donny, if you wish to know who hacked all your accounts, email tacofromthesea@gmail.com to find out and to recover your passwords. Thank you. Sincerely, The Hacker

Hello All You happy People

This is just a hacker posting this to say... mwahahahahhahahahaha Donny's accounts have now been hacked :D

Misery loves company

Gah im so miserable and lonely tonight. I was talking to Hannah and all of a sudden she just stopped talking, I dont know what happened to her ir where she went, like maybe her power ir internet went out, ir her dad turned the internet off, ir she went to sleep, i dont know. But i miss her. For those of you who havent figured it out yet, i love her deeply. The love I have for her isnt even love, its something greater than love, i dont know what to call it but i do know it exists.

I uploaded a photo, not sure if it worked ir not, if it did thats a photo of me and Hannah together. If not then um, go here: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=258212204196220&set=a.230848580265916.75885.100000223276668&type=1

And if that doesnt work then oh well im to tired to try anything else xD

So yeah, how come every time i post something im always tired? Its only 1 somethin for cryin outloud! Kik. Also you might notice i say kik, thats my replacement for lol. Ill explain that in another post, im not really in the mood to explain it right now, my eyelids are too heavy.....zzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh sorry, need to stay awake to at least sign off and post this. So umm yeah, i need to actualy post when im coherent sometime. Well this is Donny zzzzzzz opps sorry yeah umm goodnight folks just remeber to clean your ears and dont let rabits nibble your toes!

Post hurry! Before time ends!

Ok i honestly have nothing to talk about nor am i really even in the mood to talk about anything ir to rant at all. However i promised myself Id post at least once a day, and i posted at 3 somethin AM yesterday, so i say i have until 5am to post something and since i really have nothing to say, ill just say hi. I told my sister that if i had not a single thing to say i would at leastbsay hi, so yeah. Also to check out my sisters crazy hyper thoughts here is a link. Go read it, now, cuz i said so, yes i literally mean stop reading this, go read all her posts, then you can come back and finish reading this.

http://katieshyperthoughts.blogspot.com

Ok im assuming your either back from reading her posts and that I commend you for. Ir you decided to just keep reading which is only acceptable if, 1. Youve read her posts already. 2. If you are her xD other than that, shame on ypu! How dare you? I, i cant even believe you would be so mean, kik. Anyway im very tired now and need to rest my eyes so that i can wake up tomotrow and talk to my hannahbear. I better go now, this is Donny the yummy delicuos twix reminding you, rule 1. Cardio. Rule 2. Double-Tap. Rule 3. Beware of Bathrooms. Rule 4. Seatbelts. Oh and this has nothing to do with anything but a little sunscreen never kilked anybody.

"My First Post" < Lame Title I Know

So this is my first post of Donny's Rants. Well I originally started on Facebook, so this technically isnt my complete and udder first post ...but its my first post on here so ha to all you nay sayers who say nay out of decomprension of saying nay. And if that made no sense then you do not know how to make sense of common cosumption of inadequate nothingness parrelel to the being of trell. Oh and it is 3 somethin in the morning so i probably really dont make sense but oh welk. Welk? Whats welk? I meant to say "well" but i missed the l the second time and imstead of fixing i decided to waste my time explaing it. Oh i also am not on a computer I am on my iPhone .... Just a random fact... Yeah. So, anyway you want to know about me? If i feel like telling you about me i will, however im to perspectively delerious to give a correct and adequate view of the true me. Oh and yes i use big words in places where they seem like theyd fit and make sense just to make myself seem more smart and/ir umm idk i just lost my train of thought, anyway, oh, notice how i said "ir" not "or"? Well thats because the correct term is not or, it is ir. You know why we say 'or' instead of 'ir'? Well you see, originally when the english language was first written, we said ir. Same meaning and everything. However, when the bible was translated into english, there was noticed a typo, they had said 'or' instead of 'ir'. Now see, this wouldnt have been a problem if it was only in one place in the bible, and only one bible. But of course every ir in the bible was now or, and not just one bible, they had printed a thousand copies. (back then that was a lot) and now the bible of course is truth. The translaters did not want to be considered slanderers of the bible or accused of incorrectly translating it. Thankfully this is not to late after the english language was written. So the group of men got together and formed a deal with the writer of the english language. No one knows what the deal was, but all we know, is from that moment on, every ir became or. So that is why we say or, but the correct and original form of the word is 'ir'. So um yeah, on here i will be posting random things. Rants, stories, all kinds of strange things. Yowever i geuss id better go now, not because this is getting long, but because im pretty sure i need some sleep, which is what i think i will do now so util next time this is DES3CWT of Donny'S Rants saying until next time ;)