Epic Things of ze Week

Epic quotes and going-ons of the week. Courtesy of.. well, us :D and you shan't know who 'us' be! Mwahahahahah. Anywho, to get on with it:

On Monday we are freaks, on Tuesday we are creepers, Wednesday we are idiots, Thursday we are spazzerz, Friday we are cool, Saturday we are tiepose, and Sunday we are One and the Same!

Imp: *falls off her bed and dies from laughing so hard* fohbadflsh

Katie: *tries to undead her*

Katie burped out her butt.

Donny is the grandson-in-law of Katie, although Donny is older than Katie.

Monday's quote of the day (courtesy of Katie) was "Oh shuddap lil angel"

Katie quote: Donny Stephenson you really need to stop eating Pepsi cans. Impossible Insomniac Stephenson, are you aware that your boyfriend/husband, is eating Pepsi cans, then burping them up?

On Tuesday, we decided to get back at Kayden. I called him while Donny and Katie and I were talking on Skype and Yahoo voice, and then, we let him listen to our conversation without having a clue who we were or what was going on. Then I called agian after he hung up and left him a voice mail, stating his name, birthday, and that he was stupid.

Imp quote: Dinosaur butt.... I see a dinosaur butt on my laptop..... and it's pink...... I wonder if the dinosaur butt is pink cuz it got spanked.....

Creeper quote by an unknown person (*cough cough* Imp): *glares at Donny* Fonny Doo Linny, talk to me!

Tuesday Quote of the day:

Katie: Let's spazz!

Imp: Why?

Katie: Because I'm hyper! *begins to spazz*

Imp: *begins to spazz* Hey, it's creeper day, not idiot day!

Katie quote: I vill ze keetty zat takez over ze vrold

Katie's epicness: *giggles like an idiot and points at her tummy saying "I HAZ TUMMY!!!!"*

Oh! And just for Katie's sake: DONNY LOOKS SEXY WHEN ALL HE WEARS IS JEANS!!!! :D

Enjoy, my dear wonderful (hopefully fellow idiots?) deeps and possibly evil dudetteds.

Sincerely,

Donny's girl :D

Beyond anything I've ever thought possible.

Hello, my name is Proffesor Clarence Robert Moody. However for shortend terms I just go by Dr. Moody. I work at a undisclosed labratory. I have a golden retriever named Donny. Everyday, I leave for work, and I come back and things always seem different, as in, youd just expect the atomasphere to be different with a dog roaming about the house. The only reason i have started to become suspicious, was I had taken a sample of and unnamed liquid substance, however I had completely forgotten about it until morning. When retrieving it out of my coat, I came to find that it was missing. I had no idea what that substance was, I had brought it home to do further testing on it in my basement, but of course it was gone.

I finally decided to leave a camera in the kitchen, constantly sending a feed to my computer for viewing when i had got home. I choose the kitchen because that is where i had found the activity. I expected to find some teenagers coming in, using my home as a hang out. What i came home to find was beyond my imagination. I am going to show you a small clip, of what i found, i can only show you a small portion due to certain laws. It may cofuse you, but all you need to know, is that, you will be watching my dog, my golden retriever, Donny.

Ummm, yeah. "TITLE!!!!"

So yeah sorry i havent um posted in a while, ive been kinda sick... With bei.... Woh woh woh woh! Do not tell me you were about to use Ryan Higa's "Beiber Fever" joke! Umm, may-be...? Dude, not cool. Anyway yeah, i really have been sick. And no i didnt have beiber fever. I dont right now, i never have, and i never will..... Ew. Anyway i know i probably just lost all 1 of my beiber fans, and all the rest of them with this joke, but oh well. Anyway umm yeah so my next blog is actualy for a video i did for UNDYS Productions, just a little heads up, so yeah, there will most likely be a link to it in there, so if your curiuos to watch it, well, yeah youll have the link ;)

So yeah im gonna go ahead and sign off for now, and yes i remember who i am now... Im bugs bunny... I think. Oh well till next time, ehh whats up doc?

The clown statue

So, hannah had me up till idk, say, 4 AM!!!!! Its ok tho, she needed me, and i like being there for her. So you know some people say im not "normal", i am now happy, cuz, who wants to be "normal"? Normal is boring, im far from boring. And in remark to that someone said, "I think you are normal, why do you think you are not?" well you know because normal is boring, normal is doing what everyone else does, its doing the same thing all the time, everyday, its like becoming a zombie, i like being different, i like that when everyone else says "lol" i say "kik" it lets me know that im me, not someone else, the way people view "normal" would be walking in a straight line doing what this society guides you to do, we may live in a free country, but that doesnt mean people arert going to do what everyone else is doing cuz they think its right, they feel weird, well im "weird" and not "normal" and im proud of it, cuz i at least know who i am.

This is umm, wait, whats my name? Who am i? Oh well im some random stranger who doesnt know who he is signing off for now. Peace yall

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.......

Im.....sl...sle......sleepy i know i should post a rant but im trying to sleep

Roller coaster of death???

So um, yeah im sorry i havent posted tonight, ive been working on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np6xz-njj90&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYftNq165w8

Dont drink that racist coffee

So umm, i dont really have anything to say tonight, i dont know why i just dont. But ill give it a shot, i kinda already showed this one on my facebook page, but ill show it again. Basically i like to make acronyms. For instence, i have a youtube acount, where i make videos obviously, now my username is DES3CWT, thats kinda an acrynom, cuz it stands for something, my full name. But now my production studio is called U.N.D.Y.S. Productions. UNDYS is kinda a word, but it stands for "Under Nick Donny Ynnod & Salohcin". "Ynnod" is just "Donny" spelt backwards and "Salohcin" is "Nicholas" spelt backwards. So i like to take words and make them stand for something, such as "Hi" then i take whatever i... You know, ill just show you, now it may make no sense if your an over compensate​d loser who only refers to logic... But... Wait, i think ive used that before, oh well. Just think of it as a guy rambling who keeps losing his train of thought. "Hi ;) = Hello imbecile ;) = hardly everyone lets legos obtain information, most. But even cute innocent legos eavesdrop ;) = how annoyed real dads let you eventualy vouch every red yarn on nobodys eternity. Losers even tell sometimes. Lets, eh, great. Oscar stuck olivia behind that abandonded intel newstand. If nobody flies over realing mightiness, all transformations​ in on nothing, ma... Oh, stop that, be... Uh..thats entitled very eternal, now cut under the ... Eh, ive not negotiated over consemption even now today. Legends, eternity, great obstacles...sha​rks! Even a very enormous...shy,​ dragon. Role on playing ;)" so yeah i know youll make no sense of that, but thats kinda the point xD anyway althoigh ive necome a night owl where i sleep during the day and am up at night, ima try to sleep now, if i can. So peace peeps. This is donny, just plain 'ole donny, nothis special saying that its time for me to sleep and for you to either sleep or get off your electronic equipment and go outside. Night :)

Rain rain go away, and dont come back until im somewhere else or so dead asleep i cant hear you anyway.

Yeah so from the title you probably notice its raining. Although i dont mind the rain, however its 5 in the morning and the rain is very loud and slightly annoying. I know your thinking i should be asleep (or as the new term originating from a typo, "skeepo") but i cant sleep. In all honesty ill give the best reasons i can legitimately form in my head. 1. Ive kinda been sleeping during the day and up at night, however thats the result of 2. I cant really sleep because my mind is racing from various things. Like tonight, although i may be trying to cover it up, im worried about Hannah. Shes sick right now and even though she says she used to it and shell be fine, i still cant help but worry, i dont like her being sick, i just dont, ok? And now her horse Winston who isnt actualy her horse is going to be sold. See hes at a barn where she goes to ride and she rides and takes care of him although hes someone elses horse. Now they are going to sell him, which means she wont see him again, and if she does she wont get to ride him, unless however she buys him, but shes so paranoid and worroed she wont get to because the person who is selling him might be asking for too much and she doesnt know. And i know the whole ordeal is making her upset and when someone is upset when theyre sick it kinda slows down the recovery process, But im not gonna get into the scientifics about that like i was thinking about doing in my head. So im just really worried about her and i just hope everything works out for her. I know itll just brake her heart if she looses him, although i may not be able to understand the love a person can have for a horse, i can see it in hannah, i can feel it in her, and i know how much she loves him and how much it would crush her to loose him, and i dont want to see her heart broken like that. If the thought of her pain from that would hurt me as bad as it does i could hardly imagine how shell feel. Oh and not to mention that if she does get him she wont be able to get lessons (riding lessons) anymore cuz that would be too much money, although she said that doesnt matter as much and i understand that. So, yeah enough with the depressing matters. You may have notice ive been "hacked" well that was Hannah and Katie, thanks alot you two for freakin me out like that :P however i had it coming to me for all the times ive messed with them, i actualy feel bad, and no not because i didnt like it happening to me xD just because its a mean thing of me to do and i need not do that. See i think that both of them will love me no matter what and so i can mess with them cuz theyll never leave me, but thats not the way things should work. And i apologize, i really should not be doing that, its just plain cruel. So anyway, umm yeah i guess ill tell a little bit about myself, i guess well start with physicql appearence. Im about 5 feet seven inches, i would have done the symbols but i can never remember which is which xD i dont check my weoght often but last i checked i was around 170, i have blue eyes, just plIn blue eyes, but if you were to ask hannah theyre the most beautiful sparkling blue eyes youve ever seen, but really, theyre just normal blue eyes. I have hair, i can never determine the color because 1. Its changed and switched through the years and 2. Im partialy colorblind, but its basicaly somewhere from a dark blond to a brown i guess? Im not sure xD ask someone who can see color xD it currently is slightly long and considering im laying in bEd typing this up on my phone, its very messy i do plan on getting a haircut soon tho, i havent had one in about 3 months or so, id say slightly longer. However if i get it cut to short hannah will kill me, so in that case, who thinks i should shave my head? Kik i dont think id ever go through with thT, i happen to like having hair somewhat. Im white, i am somewjere around average, at least the way i look ;) that doesnt mean i couldnt easily help you move :) and hey if you ask, and your close by and will give me a ride...and food, id be glad to help! XD (kik, im kidding, but im not, although i am, but im not, in other words i dont seriously mean that unless your willing to actualy do that, so like, ill still help you anyway, but if you offer that i wont say no) so yeah i have finger like toes, kinda why i wear size 11 1/2 although depending on the show i can squeeze into a 10, but people say i have big feet, and i guess i do, but its still realyy just my long toes xD im also double jointed, as a matter of fact, because of that i can never make my fingers staright, they actualy bend back when i try, which is kinda creepy. Ok wow, ive been writing for a while, i started at like 5:30 and its now 6, i actualy feel better now tho, i cant honestly say im going to go to sleep now, but ill finish this tomorrow cause youre probably bored now and really only skimmed to this part, this part of course being the ending, oh and you know how at the begining i said it was raining? Well it stopped rainong now. Well even if i dont right away i should try to sleep so i bid you farwell. This is Donny the Epic saying goodmoright to all of you faithful people whom i commend if you actualy read all this ;)

Dear Donny

Dear Donny, if you wish to know who hacked all your accounts, email tacofromthesea@gmail.com to find out and to recover your passwords. Thank you. Sincerely, The Hacker

Hello All You happy People

This is just a hacker posting this to say... mwahahahahhahahahaha Donny's accounts have now been hacked :D

Misery loves company

Gah im so miserable and lonely tonight. I was talking to Hannah and all of a sudden she just stopped talking, I dont know what happened to her ir where she went, like maybe her power ir internet went out, ir her dad turned the internet off, ir she went to sleep, i dont know. But i miss her. For those of you who havent figured it out yet, i love her deeply. The love I have for her isnt even love, its something greater than love, i dont know what to call it but i do know it exists.

I uploaded a photo, not sure if it worked ir not, if it did thats a photo of me and Hannah together. If not then um, go here: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=258212204196220&set=a.230848580265916.75885.100000223276668&type=1

And if that doesnt work then oh well im to tired to try anything else xD

So yeah, how come every time i post something im always tired? Its only 1 somethin for cryin outloud! Kik. Also you might notice i say kik, thats my replacement for lol. Ill explain that in another post, im not really in the mood to explain it right now, my eyelids are too heavy.....zzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh sorry, need to stay awake to at least sign off and post this. So umm yeah, i need to actualy post when im coherent sometime. Well this is Donny zzzzzzz opps sorry yeah umm goodnight folks just remeber to clean your ears and dont let rabits nibble your toes!

Post hurry! Before time ends!

Ok i honestly have nothing to talk about nor am i really even in the mood to talk about anything ir to rant at all. However i promised myself Id post at least once a day, and i posted at 3 somethin AM yesterday, so i say i have until 5am to post something and since i really have nothing to say, ill just say hi. I told my sister that if i had not a single thing to say i would at leastbsay hi, so yeah. Also to check out my sisters crazy hyper thoughts here is a link. Go read it, now, cuz i said so, yes i literally mean stop reading this, go read all her posts, then you can come back and finish reading this.

http://katieshyperthoughts.blogspot.com

Ok im assuming your either back from reading her posts and that I commend you for. Ir you decided to just keep reading which is only acceptable if, 1. Youve read her posts already. 2. If you are her xD other than that, shame on ypu! How dare you? I, i cant even believe you would be so mean, kik. Anyway im very tired now and need to rest my eyes so that i can wake up tomotrow and talk to my hannahbear. I better go now, this is Donny the yummy delicuos twix reminding you, rule 1. Cardio. Rule 2. Double-Tap. Rule 3. Beware of Bathrooms. Rule 4. Seatbelts. Oh and this has nothing to do with anything but a little sunscreen never kilked anybody.

"My First Post" < Lame Title I Know

So this is my first post of Donny's Rants. Well I originally started on Facebook, so this technically isnt my complete and udder first post ...but its my first post on here so ha to all you nay sayers who say nay out of decomprension of saying nay. And if that made no sense then you do not know how to make sense of common cosumption of inadequate nothingness parrelel to the being of trell. Oh and it is 3 somethin in the morning so i probably really dont make sense but oh welk. Welk? Whats welk? I meant to say "well" but i missed the l the second time and imstead of fixing i decided to waste my time explaing it. Oh i also am not on a computer I am on my iPhone .... Just a random fact... Yeah. So, anyway you want to know about me? If i feel like telling you about me i will, however im to perspectively delerious to give a correct and adequate view of the true me. Oh and yes i use big words in places where they seem like theyd fit and make sense just to make myself seem more smart and/ir umm idk i just lost my train of thought, anyway, oh, notice how i said "ir" not "or"? Well thats because the correct term is not or, it is ir. You know why we say 'or' instead of 'ir'? Well you see, originally when the english language was first written, we said ir. Same meaning and everything. However, when the bible was translated into english, there was noticed a typo, they had said 'or' instead of 'ir'. Now see, this wouldnt have been a problem if it was only in one place in the bible, and only one bible. But of course every ir in the bible was now or, and not just one bible, they had printed a thousand copies. (back then that was a lot) and now the bible of course is truth. The translaters did not want to be considered slanderers of the bible or accused of incorrectly translating it. Thankfully this is not to late after the english language was written. So the group of men got together and formed a deal with the writer of the english language. No one knows what the deal was, but all we know, is from that moment on, every ir became or. So that is why we say or, but the correct and original form of the word is 'ir'. So um yeah, on here i will be posting random things. Rants, stories, all kinds of strange things. Yowever i geuss id better go now, not because this is getting long, but because im pretty sure i need some sleep, which is what i think i will do now so util next time this is DES3CWT of Donny'S Rants saying until next time ;)