"My First Post" < Lame Title I Know

So this is my first post of Donny's Rants. Well I originally started on Facebook, so this technically isnt my complete and udder first post ...but its my first post on here so ha to all you nay sayers who say nay out of decomprension of saying nay. And if that made no sense then you do not know how to make sense of common cosumption of inadequate nothingness parrelel to the being of trell. Oh and it is 3 somethin in the morning so i probably really dont make sense but oh welk. Welk? Whats welk? I meant to say "well" but i missed the l the second time and imstead of fixing i decided to waste my time explaing it. Oh i also am not on a computer I am on my iPhone .... Just a random fact... Yeah. So, anyway you want to know about me? If i feel like telling you about me i will, however im to perspectively delerious to give a correct and adequate view of the true me. Oh and yes i use big words in places where they seem like theyd fit and make sense just to make myself seem more smart and/ir umm idk i just lost my train of thought, anyway, oh, notice how i said "ir" not "or"? Well thats because the correct term is not or, it is ir. You know why we say 'or' instead of 'ir'? Well you see, originally when the english language was first written, we said ir. Same meaning and everything. However, when the bible was translated into english, there was noticed a typo, they had said 'or' instead of 'ir'. Now see, this wouldnt have been a problem if it was only in one place in the bible, and only one bible. But of course every ir in the bible was now or, and not just one bible, they had printed a thousand copies. (back then that was a lot) and now the bible of course is truth. The translaters did not want to be considered slanderers of the bible or accused of incorrectly translating it. Thankfully this is not to late after the english language was written. So the group of men got together and formed a deal with the writer of the english language. No one knows what the deal was, but all we know, is from that moment on, every ir became or. So that is why we say or, but the correct and original form of the word is 'ir'. So um yeah, on here i will be posting random things. Rants, stories, all kinds of strange things. Yowever i geuss id better go now, not because this is getting long, but because im pretty sure i need some sleep, which is what i think i will do now so util next time this is DES3CWT of Donny'S Rants saying until next time ;)